Please make the following changes to my last Will and Testament
In the event of my death please pass the following information to the Mortuary Beautician.
The formula for my hair colour is as follows: Loreal Professional 4.65 with a little bit of 4 to colour the gray.
Only use this formula if the following circumstance applies: I have an identifiable demarcation line, where my hair is gray on top and the rest is still the colour noted above (if I knew the name of the fake colour I would tell you, but in the world of hair dye that’s what my hair identifies as).
If you think you can make a cute hair style with the new gray growth by removing said fake hair colour noted above, go ahead you have my permission. Please keep in mind that this will be the image forever burned in everyones mind of how I looked when I died. A big responsibility I know, especially considering this is how we are meeting for the first time. Me, laying on a table not breathing and you wondering who this crazy woman is leaving you these instructions. But I have great confidence that you will make the right decision.
However, if my hair is gray all over then disregard everything above.
You know what? Just disregard everything above …. Leave my hair however it is …. I want everyone to know the real me and that I had the courage to embrace my authentic self …. that I dared to break away from the herd, regardless of the critics I met along the way. (When I said leave my hair however it is….if it’s messy brushing it would be okay).
Thank you for your kind attention to this matter!
And so the transition begins, my journey to self acceptance ….. I’ve decided to let my hair go Au Natural. Some have asked what that is for me. All I can say is wait and see, because I haven’t seen my natural hair colour in over 20 years myself, but I’m guessing I’ve got some glitter and sparkle buried somewhere in there that’s just dyeing to come out!
To all the Silver Sisters who have dared to go before me, who had the courage to prepare the path for me … to you I am eternally grateful.
Here is one last look at the era of Loreal Professional 4.65 with a little bit of 4 to colour the gray.